I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
George, age 66
Wow, George. I'm blown away by your inability to grasp a single consistent perspective in this painting. I can't tell whether the dogs are floating, laying down, or possibly even falling (if you rotate the canvas 90 degrees counterclockwise, it looks like the orange dog is standing up—kind of—and the black dog is falling). In any event, terrible.