I Am Better Than Your Kids: the book.

This book is huge. There are over 580 pieces of art that went into this book spanning over 320 pages. I've even included some of my own art for comparison, so all you crybabies bitching over the years about how I'm too much of a coward to show my own art for criticism, you may finally eat my shit.

I have pored over thousands of shitty pieces of children's artwork over the last two years of my life. For comparison, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" is also 320 pages. So this is like a Harry Potter book of me shitting on kids.

Available now:

The poster, original artwork, t-shirts and signed book plate offers have concluded. If I do any more tour stops, I may have some on hand to give away. I'll also be giving away some as prizes for contests on this site in the future. Stay tuned. Until then, here's what you missed out on:

More contests and prizes will be announced soon.


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