I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
Kadan, age 6
I'm definitely sure this doesn't qualify as art. What I'm not so sure about is whether this jumbled collection of paint, smears and lines even qualifies as garbage.

I'm embarrassed for you.

Natalie, age 6
Yes, tell me more about how "very Smart" and "loveing" you are, Natalie. It helps not to have evidence that directly contradicts your claim of being intelligent in the actual piece where you claim to be intelligent.

Get a nose.

Chase, age 8
Nice boner. Or should I say, rainboner.
Randall, age 9
Giraffe with black cane up his ass.

Randall, age 9. Watercolor

Nadia, age 5
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for THE IMARIKIn FAG."

Gives new meaning to the line about the red bursting rockets in our national anthem. Yeah, spangle all over that banner. You like that?


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