Caption Contest Winner:
There aren't many things that could make a dad wish he wouldn't live to see his next birthday, but this is one of them.
Upon receiving this gift, what more could Saul's dad have wanted on this auspicious "Bers day?" A vasectomy 5 years ago.
Boners Day is a sacred holiday, and you have ruined it by misspelling boners.
It's a dick on a dick: dickception.
-Andrew Steven Hodge
Congratulations to William, he will be receiving a signed copy of "Crappy Children's Art:"