Aww, who's a good dong? You are! Yes you are! Fleas may not be as much of a concern as crabs for this guy.

Wooo wooo! Here comes the rape train! All aboard, next stop: Painal.

It's like you lifted this right from Brahm Stoker's mind and put it down on paper. Who could forget this classic scene, where Van Helsing brandishes a fountain pen against Dracula, and the Count flashes a toothy smile and says, "No!" to Van Helsing's "Yes..."?

A gripping debate where nothing's at stake and everybody talks directly into the camera.

Not only is the plane's top wing bent impossibly outward, one of the wings is detached and on the runway. The rudder juts out a good 10-20 feet above the fuselage on a dangerously thin stem, next to a tiny change-pitch and penis-like landing gears.

I can't imagine a context in which this wouldn't be stupid.

This is a world where the sun is literally an obstacle to those who jump off this diving board. Either someone built a diving board for birds in the middle of the ocean, or the birds built it themselves without the benefit of opposable thumbs.

Either way, it's a real shit brick of a concept, Kyra.