This is a world where the sun is literally an obstacle to those who jump off this diving board. Either someone built a diving board for birds in the middle of the ocean, or the birds built it themselves without the benefit of opposable thumbs.

Either way, it's a real shit brick of a concept, Kyra.

I actually agree.

Well John, unless you plan on applying for the position of "Incredibly Racist Fuck," you'll probably want to omit this from your portfolio.

Oh hi, Jesus here. I'm just hanging out with my neck-beard, gappy crotch and lunch-lady arms on this upside-down cross. The cross has to be long-side-up because I have a neck that's twice as long as my torso. And having nails through my hands and feet is no big deal, as evidenced by my super chill grin. This is a laid back crucifixion.

Move over, Angry Birds. It's time for Angry Bros. Just like the real thing, except for the lazy eyes, oblong heads and the third eye on the red bird.