I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
Jamie, age 5
Looks like an unseen third party gave both of you a golden shower, then your mom knocked you the fuck out! Everything about this is horrible.
Chris, age 8
Hang in there, Chris.
Nevada, age 6
Aww, who's a good dong? You are! Yes you are! Fleas may not be as much of a concern as crabs for this guy.
Juno, age 6
Wooo wooo! Here comes the rape train! All aboard, next stop: Painal.
Sam, age 9
It's like you lifted this right from Brahm Stoker's mind and put it down on paper. Who could forget this classic scene, where Van Helsing brandishes a fountain pen against Dracula, and the Count flashes a toothy smile and says, "No!" to Van Helsing's "Yes..."?

A gripping debate where nothing's at stake and everybody talks directly into the camera.


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