Caption Contest Winner:
I can only assume the idiom you were asked to illustrate was, "Sarah Jessica Parker eaten with bowling pins will give you nightmares."
-Jessica Claire Avilla
Just another day on a ranch in Canada, because you know, some Canadians own ranches.
-Goran Kane Jack Kragolnik
Congratulations to Jessica, she will be receiving a signed copy of "Crappy Children's Art:"