I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
Natalie, age 6
Yes, tell me more about how "very Smart" and "loveing" you are, Natalie. It helps not to have evidence that directly contradicts your claim of being intelligent in the actual piece where you claim to be intelligent.Get a nose.
Chase, age 8
Nice boner. Or should I say, rainboner.
Randall, age 9
Giraffe with black cane up his ass. Randall, age 9. Watercolor
Nadia, age 5
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for THE IMARIKIn FAG." Gives new meaning to the line about the red bursting rockets in our national anthem. Yeah, spangle all over that banner. You like that?
Seamus, age 4
"And on the Sixth Day, God took a break and didn't feel like making anything. Out of sheer boredom and apathy, he said, 'Let there be Seamus.' And there was Seamus, the pointy-headed, lumpy, stick-armed mess. 'Good enough,' God said, and called it a day."
