I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
John, age 7
Ankin Skiwokr, the classic sword-wielding hero with pitchfork hands, angel wings and an afro.

Given how shitty the new trilogy was, this would actually be an improvement.

George W. Bush, age 66
Wow, George. I'm blown away by your inability to grasp a single consistent perspective in this painting. I can't tell whether the dogs are floating, laying down, or possibly even falling (if you rotate the canvas 90 degrees counterclockwise, it looks like the orange dog is standing up—kind of—and the black dog is falling). In any event, terrible.
Olivia, age 6
What dad would want this?

Also, if your dad owns a shirt that says "No, I will not fix your computer," take the hint.

And in case you still don't get it, the hint is to run away from home.

Katie, age 12
Cool! A Pokémon based on the extinct Dodo bird! Except there's already a Pokémon character based on the Dodo, called "Doduo:"

Nice try, loser.

Gracie, age 4
"Honey, can you see who's at the door?"

"Oh, just a giant tall penis and a giant stubby penis. They seem lost and need directions to your nightmare."

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