I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Amber, age 5
The assignment was to draw a leprechaun holding his pot. You drew a turtle with a red dildo in its mouth. If you turned this in at law school, you'd get disbarred for life.