I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Kyle, age 5
"Here boy! C'mere! Who's united? You are! Yes you are! Good boy! Now play dead." Remember when the United States was an excited puppy? Me neither.