I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Stephanie, age 9
How do you think this drawing makes Grant feel, asshole? I doubt that Grant has a leg that literally collapses under his weight, gappy teeth, stumpy arms and an unevenly striped shirt. Also, who's Grant? If he's a relative, there's no way you survived that gene pool unscathed, which explains a lot.

And if he's not a relative, why are you hanging around some gimpy stranger?

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