I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Ed, age 4
Hanging on someone's fridge somewhere in the world is this illustration of some kid with a raging red boner and his buddy having an anal prolapse on a trampoline.