I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Audrey, age 6
Way to aspire to be eaten by a cat, Audrey. Though I actually do admire your determination to force the cat to shit you out.