I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
August, age 3
The thing about children's artwork is that it already looks like it's suitable for wiping your ass with. Drawing in a medium of pen and toilet paper is like hitting on a chick by pointing to your crotch.