I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Dietrich, age 15
This isn't an adolescent's drawing, so much as it is a call-to-arms. If this crude sketch is a harbinger of the future, it's imperative that we, as a nation, do everything in our power to make sure NUDE GINGRICH isn't elected!

I for one don't want to live in a country ravaged by a cycloptic, post-nuclear Steve Buscemi wielding daggers.

Poor form, Dietrich. Even the sun looks unamused. This started sucking the second you put pen to paper and never stopped.

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