I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Kamryn, age 5
This is objectively and verifiably a piece of shit. But what's confusing is that you finished the body of whatever the fuck that scribbly crap is, then decided to add that white piece of paper on top.

Somewhere in the rain forest, there's a tribe missing a tree that you wasted on this. You should feel bad about yourself.

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