I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Jimmy, age 8
I have to give it to you, Jimmy: your movie looks pretty exciting; what with the floating islands, sharks, underwater mountains, and what looks like the Android robot on the sea bed.

If nothing else, your boat is unstoppable, as it seems to be powered by sail, motor, and by the looks of it, coal, based on the smoke billowing from its mast.

If it turns out that you're not just a shitty artist and this movie is real, this may be one of the best movies ever made. Can't wait to see what adventures the S.S. Blak Purel gets into with its notorious frowny-face pirate flag.


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