I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Carolyne, age 7
Well, I can't say I disagree: even my cock doesn't have a smiley face, two heads and a body with limbs holding a painter's palette.