I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a grade of A through F for each piece:
Madelyn, age 7
I am a brilliant critic not only for my prose, but because I can decipher garbage like this: it's a scene with a lifeguard at the beach.

My questions are: why is the parking lot floating in the air? Why is it even in the scene? How is it relevant to anything? And why is there a speech bubble next to the lifeguard if the text is hovering outside it? Why is the entire scene two-dimensional? Is the lifeguard sitting on a pole or does he have a long penis?

So many questions, so little talent.

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