I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Kyle, age 5
What did your papa do yesterday? WHAT DID HE DO? I'm a grown man. I own a machete, and I shave my
beard & neck twice a week. This genuinely frightens me.
