I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
George W. Bush, age 66
With the skewed perspective on the mirror, mismatched tiles and your concave back, this shitty painting is still better than your presidency.
