I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Jill, age 8
Nice proportions, shit head. The orange looks like a plum, the strawberry like a pineapple, and your
future like unemployment.
