I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Isaiah, age 6
I'm conflicted because on one hand, these scissors are definitely child-proof. On the other hand, these scissors are definitely a penis. I'm not sure which I'd rather be poked in the eye with.
