I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Kelly, age 5
I'd be a hypocrite to give you anything less than an F+, even though you used "puppies" as a verb, because it reminds me of one of my favorite pieces from the Internet:
