I am Maddox, a computer programmer, writer and author. I can spell, draw, and do math better
than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. I'll be assigning a
grade of A through F for each piece:
Katherine, age 10
This is the Queen's official Diamond Jubilee emblem, drawn by 10-year-old Katherine Dewar (press release).
Out of 35,000 entries, this is the one they picked: a crooked Union Jack, sloppy crown and pillars of asymmetrical "diamonds."
Since the theme of this jubilee is clearly "fuck it," I decided to make my own entry:
