I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
Delton, age 16
Way to forget the knuckle hair, dumbass. Also, why isn't the flag pole connected at the bottom? Am I holding a pole or abstract, disjointed, 1-dimensional lines floating in space?
You also forgot the third star by my name. Burn in hell.
Kyla, age 8
This is egregiously boring. Although your drawing is so simple that it seems impossible to screw up, you somehow did. Twice. As evidenced by the eraser marks on the right ear and forehead. Shame on you.
William, age 3
If my kid gave this to me, he'd have a trip to the orphanage in the near future. It's shit like this... you see this crappy gift and then you read
stories about "dumpster" babies and take pause, because for a moment—just the slightest moment—you think... "yeah, I get it."
Shawn, age 16
"Coming soon, James Cameron's Avatard."
I had a sketch pad at my booth at Comic-Con last year, and graciously offered to grade people's artwork. This was one of the submissions.
