This is a submission by Pox, one of the illustrators from "The Alphabet of Manliness." Pox was well on his way to a grade of "A," until I read this blog entry which pissed me off: Poxbox.

And here's mine again for comparison:

One of Pox's criticisms is that sharks can't live outside water. No shit? That's why it's there; the sharks are constantly being replaced, contributing to their extinction. Awesome! But since we're being technical, deinonychus raptors can't live outside... the Cretaceous period.

No, Ian, any time you get a shot and blood literally squirts out from your veins, and you end up with a blood stain on your upper sleeve and lower abdomen, it's a huge stretch to call it a "shot well done."

What you need isn't a band-aid, it's a lawyer.

This is the Queen's official Diamond Jubilee emblem, drawn by 10-year-old Katherine Dewar (press release).

Out of 35,000 entries, this is the one they picked: a crooked Union Jack, sloppy crown and pillars of asymmetrical "diamonds."

Since the theme of this jubilee is clearly "fuck it," I decided to make my own entry:

The important thing about your work is that you failed. You suck at writing. But the important thing is that you failed.

This year instead of a normal birthday card, Henry decided to spruce things up with a death threat. Enjoy juvie, you psychotic little shit.