I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
Kelly, age 5
I'd be a hypocrite to give you anything less than an F+, even though you used "puppies" as a verb, because it reminds me of one of my favorite pieces from the Internet:
Jason, age 7
Maybe you should stick to using the words on your vocabulary list, Jason. Don't mistake the "Great Going" for approval, it was probably only used because "Tourettes" stickers don't exist. Oh well. Now it is time to cunt.
Isaiah, age 6
I'm conflicted because on one hand, these scissors are definitely child-proof. On the other hand, these scissors are definitely a penis. I'm not sure which I'd rather be poked in the eye with.
Devin, age 5
"Favorite food? I love so many, but probably pasta. And my favorite color? Monsters. Definitely monsters." Saying that on a first date is a great way to make sure you never get a second date.
Kelly, age 5
This is a great example of what an angry Rabbi would look like as a jack-o-lantern, and you'd get an A if it weren't for the fact that no teacher has ever asked anyone to draw an angry Rabbi jack-o-lantern.
