I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
William, age 5
Cool dream, William. But you're going to have a tough time being a basketball player without any pupils. Though the ability to defy physics by holding a ball on your finger tip at a 45 degree angle is a plus.
Kadan, age 6
It looks like you tried to draw an apple, accidentally drew a heart and tried to fix it (lazily) with a label.

Van Gogh didn't have to label anything:

Know why? Because he didn't suck dick at art.

Kyle, age 5
"Here boy! C'mere! Who's united? You are! Yes you are! Good boy! Now play dead." Remember when the United States was an excited puppy? Me neither.
Nikki, age 6
Ah yes, the gay naval warship, S.S. Cats. The name isn't code for anything, just Nikki's uncreative name for a shitty mixed-medium collage.

This is like a nexus of failure: crappy cat art, poor drawings and shitty collages all meeting at one point to create a junction of concentrated suck.

Jamye, age 8
Sieg Heil to you too, Batman.

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