I can spell, draw, and do math better than your kids, so I've taken the liberty to judge work done by children. New updates every week.
Miso, age 8
Miso, I'm going to disagree with your teacher, because if your artwork isn't colorful, then at least your language should be.
Ed, age 4
"Hey, kids! I just found out I have esophageal cancer and I just got laid off, so I won't have insurance! Hang on, I'm taking you with me!" Although this was probably unintentional, you're growing on me, Ed.
August, age 3
The thing about children's artwork is that it already looks like it's suitable for wiping your ass with. Drawing in a medium of pen and toilet paper is like hitting on a chick by pointing to your crotch.
Ana, age 4
I'm glad Ana included the caption because it's easy to mistake this for a picture of a regular banana being squished by a pregnant pony. Glad that was cleared up.
Ed, age 4
Hanging on someone's fridge somewhere in the world is this illustration of some kid with a raging red boner and his buddy having an anal prolapse on a trampoline.

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